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Denis Yo Yo Ma Theriault
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I vote for Sebastian. It just sounds classy!
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Although "Optimus" is good, too.
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Thor.

God of Thunder.

Just do it Theriault.
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Cat Friday Theriault.
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Graham Wm. Commenty Theriault
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Ross Theriault
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Frenchy Theriault

Matthew Davis Theriault

L'Infante

Pinko Commie Theriault

Casey Anthony Theriault (acronym CAT!)



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Ezra Ace Theriault

Bruce Campbell Theriault

Glasses Mirk Theriault

Poison Trucker Theriault
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Trebek Theriault
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Kal-El Theriault
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How about Carlos?
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Jiggaliault Theriault
Boutros-Boutros Theriault
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MAX B. Theriault (The B stands for "beat-down").
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Barbara Walters
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Mad Max Gunslinger Theriault

or

Somersault Theriault

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Fart Sound Theriault

Theriault Winnipeg Theriault

Ockmaster Theriault

Stan of Green Gables Theriault

Merc'n Theriault

Not Yet Bearded Theriault

Rooster Cogburn LaBoeuf-Theriault

Colin Theriault (this is actually pretty good)

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Pops Theriault

D'Artagnan Theriault

Kenneth Powers Theriault

Barack Hussein Theriault

Liberty Freedom Theriault

Donald Henley Theriault

And And And Theriault Theriault Theriault
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Neville I-got-hot-in-the-last-movie Theriault
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Boris Widowmaker Theriault

Thomas Thierry Theriault

Maximilian Antonius Theriault
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Jack Bogdanski Theriault
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Boat Cop Theriault

Hercules Theriault
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Alex Trebek Theriault, of course!
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Whoopsadaisy Theriault

Mean Joe Theriault

Caffa Theriault

(How does he pronounce Theriault, anyway? Like the French? My own vote goes to Boutros-Boutros Theriault.)
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Fixie Theriault
Tim Tebow Theriault
England Dan And John Ford Coley Theriault
J. Shpongle Theriault
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Violent J. Theriault
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Can't you guys just sell of the naming rights to a major corporation? This seems like amateur hour up in here, instead of getting dolla-dolla-bills to name this thing "Franz Bakery Theriault" or "Sony Computer Entertainment of America Theriault"
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Bunga Bunga Theriault
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Batman Bin Suparman Theriault
Noshit Sherlock Theriault
Dikembe Mutombo Mpolondo Mukamba Jean-Jacques Wamutombo Theriault

But yeah, your kid's gonna be named Boutros-Boutros.
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How about Robinson, Patterson or Gregory?
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I'm with Kiala on the Hercules - but without the s so Hercule and pronounced (/ɜrˈkjuːl pwɑrˈoʊ/; French pronunciation: [ɛʁkyl pwaʁo])
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Vag Ripper Theriault
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Randy Leonard Theriault.
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Kal-El Theriault
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Henri Eriksen Theriault
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My Dad Won on Jeopardy and Yours Didn't Theriault

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Thaddeus Theodore Theriault
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If you pronounced your last name the French way, you could name him Terry O. Theriault.
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Henry David Theriault
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Carlos "El Santo" Theriault

Beowulf Theriault

Julius Von Megatron Theriault

Ambrose Burnside Van Buren "Whinskers" Theriault

New Column Theriault
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Hoots or Hollis
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Baby X Theriault (As he ages you can change it to Child X, Teen X (he will be a super hero at this point), Man X, Grandaddy X, Dead X)

Spider Theriault

Gilligan Theriault

Portlandia Theriault

Smelly Stink Theriault

Sword Fighter Theriault

iPhone Theriault
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Unless you're an imbecile, you'll name him Frank Cassano Theriault.
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Lil' Nightmare Theriault

http://tinypic.com/r/aui5uq/7
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Denis Theriault's Lost Decade
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You can't go wrong with Emma Goldman Theriault if it's a girl or Che Guevara Theriault if it's a boy. Or vice versa.
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Voodoo Doughnut Theriault or Kenny Zuke Theriault (ask which place will offer a lifetime discount to the kid).
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Nuetron Shatner Theriault
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Oh yeah, now I see that it's a boy. You don't expect me to wait and actually read the post when I come in late, do you? Well, *Todd,* of course. It's the best name in the whole world!
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Swede Swedeback Theriault

http://tinypic.com/r/11jamn6/7
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Wm.β„’ Steven Humphrey Jr. Jr.,
Dennis (spelled the correct way),
OR Trebek!

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Forget purely alphabetical names! Be daring!

MST3K Theriault

THX1138 Theriault

54-40-or-fight Theriault

WD-40 Theriault

2112 Theriault

http://Theriault
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Orange
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Chundy, Denis can't name the kid "Wm.β„’" without Humphrey's express written permission. You do realize it's trademarked, don't you?
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Dennnis (to compensate for his father's shortcomings)
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I got no names that beat any of the fine ones offered in this thread but I do want to say congratulations and happy birthday and whatnot to Mr. & Ms. & Jr. Theriaultses.
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Gerimund
Alberdash
Jinton
Hoot-nanny
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You should name the kid Torch John Theriault. Because:

1. What 5 year old wouldn't LOVE the name Torch?

2. What 8 year old wouldn't get beaten up in the schoolyard for being named Torch? Which will toughen him up nicely and keep him from being a four-eyed pussy.

3. What 20-something hipster (which your child will inevitably, eventually become) wouldn't want to be able to call themselves "Torch John" and then steadfastly refuse to explain the name?

4. Don't you want your great great grandchildren to have a grandpa named T.John. As in, "I dug around in Grandaddy T.John's pockets and found an old tobacky stub. And he let me smoke it right thar in front of him!

I rest my case.
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Codwallups Theriault.
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Murdoch Pie-face Theriault

Paco the Chihuahua Who Chased Those Robbers Theriault

Severus Bieber Theriault

What What in the Butt Theriault

Mirk Loves Bikes Theriault

Of course, if I ever had a kid, his middle name would be Danger, because obviously.
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@Reymont: Only if it's Sebastian Cabot Theriault.

In fact we should probably limit the search to names of actors who appeared on "Family Affair."
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Aspartame.
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Jeopardy Fail Theriault.
or
White House Solar Panel Theriault
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Oliver Pugsley Theriault
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Guts Theriault
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Balls Theriault
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Mammal J Theriault
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Herman Charles Melville Dickens Theriault
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Deney Terrio Theriault

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