In this interview with New Zealand television, pop sensation (and most insanely popular teen idol EVER) Justin Bieber has no earthly idea what “German” means. In his defense, he looks like an adorable lesbian.
Thanks to Blogtown commenter PeretDesnos for reminding me that I hadn’t blogged about Justin Bieber today.

Wow.
Steve, you are like the Ricci character in that Pumpkin movie!
Are you saying that if you’re gay, you might not know what German means either? I don’t see how that compares …
“Bieber” means “beaver” in German.
Well, as long as he can sing, he’s fine.
meh