Now… RUN GET YOUR TROPHY! Run! Run! Run! Run! RUN!!!
Okay, maybe not that fast. Jesus, you fucking people can’t do anything right.
Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.) More by Wm. Steven Humphrey
What did you expect, WSH? After all, this is Blogtown.