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As you have probably surmised by this point, I believe “babies” to be the stupidest beings on the planet. HOWEVER! Certain babies—while still undeniably idiotic—are kind of okay. Take this baby for example, who probably knows he’s never getting smarter, so at least he has a good attitude about it.
OH! You filthy, filthy baby.
Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.) More by Wm. Steven Humphrey
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Wm. Steven (et al.), have you ever read Debbie Goad’s essay “Babies Are Dirty”?
It was in an issue of her old zine and was transcribed here:
http://www.refugees.bratfree.com/read.php?…
This has been edited they actually asked the baby, “Where do you want to go on holiday?” then the baby answers ภูเก็ต