I’ll come out and say it: Kids need to set reasonable goals for themselves—but! Sometimes they need help! Check out this list of goals written by a third grader, and supplied by I Heart Chaos.
But what’s this? Looks like the third grader is drawing a blank on goal number 7! So let’s help him out, Blogtown! In the comments below, finish the following goal sentence: “Learn how to….” (And remember: he’s already covered black holes, time travel and ribs… so be original.)
7. Learn how to simultaneously twerk-Yo-Yo the Thong Song by Sisqo for the winter talent show coming up.
“5. become a nerd”???
So it’s official now, right? That word has no meaning anymore.
7. learn How to smoke weed at the mall kick Santa in the balls then pop a cap right innim til hes dead as Biggie Smalls
7. wait until at least grade 8 to father a child
8. don’t take no shit from no man nuh uh
9. have a summah
10. have anotha summah
7. … masturbate despondently