I admit it: I’m still a goddamn mess today—even after having a weekend to process what happened Friday. But, like you, I’m doing the best I can and it’s good to remember that kids are the best, and the hilarious stuff they do can make a shitty day like today a lot better. Check out this video of kids performing in a “12 Days of Christmas” routine—you’re going to hope that #7 and #8 grow up to star in movies, because they’re the most terrific comedy duo ever.


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Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.)