Remember when Miley Cyrus could be tamed? Well, those days are over my friend! Miley is all grown up now, and not only is she wearing lots of slutty makeup, she’s also grown two enormous bird wings! (I’m not sure what daddy Billy Ray Cyrus was feeding her… but it worked!) Anyway, in her newest video “Can’t Be Tamed,” Miley channels Britney Spears (circa ’90s), Paula Abdul (circa ’80s), King Kong (circa ’30s) and… maybe Birdman? Hawkgirl? I dunno. It just makes me long for the time when she was a tiny baby chick, and I would feed her regurgitated worms. I MISS THOSE PRE-TAMED DAYS!!!
Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.) More by Wm. Steven Humphrey
Papagena is feeling feisty!
Legacy Birdman or Attorney at Law Birdman?
Can’t be tazed? Oh, sounds like a challenge to me!
Gawd she’s atrociously fugly.
everyone can shut the fuck up I like the video i like her sexy side i just wish the video wouldn’t freezzzz up on me i wanna see more of her on TV doing that stuff it’s hot!!!