So in this video you’ll hear the tail-end of what the mom says was an epic, hour-long, scream-at-the-top-of-her-lungs temper tantrum thrown by a six-year-old. Unable to talk her down, this funny (and honestly, kind of hot… blush) dad does the only honorable thing in a no-win situation: Make merciless fun of his daughter. Watch.

Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.)