Jesus Christ, you people. I seriously don’t know what you’d do without me. OKAY, LET’S DO THIS! You’ve been begging and begging in the comments, so I finally grabbed a videographer and shot this instructional video on how to do the “Drum Major Strut.” WATCH MY FORM CAREFULLY. And if I see any of you around town fucking this up, I will NEVER agree to help you EVER again!

I’m fucking serious. Now. Let’s strut.

Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.)

2 replies on “Teach Me How to “Strut,” Hump!”

  1. Thanks for taking the time out of your day to film this, Hump. As you know, I sometimes have trouble with the launch and find myself accidentally doing backflips. These helpful hints should really step my strut into overdrive! <3

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