Now I don’t know much about lawyerin’, but I sure would like to figure out some legal way for former Wyoming senator Alan Simpson to adopt me as his grandson. I think I’ve kind of gone off the rails in the last few years, ever since I started hip-hoppin’, blowing j’s, doin’ the watusi, sending sex google mails, and wearing asymmetrical haircuts. OH! And of course, listening to Snoopy Snoopy Poop Dog. If Alan Simpson were my granddad, I’d always be happy, because I would never stop laughing.
Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.) More by Wm. Steven Humphrey
Where can I download The Enema Man’s latest?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-MAo4Z-tbtk
Oh god. Choking on my coffee.
I haven’t listened to Snoopy Snoopy Poop dog in like, 15 years. Get with the program, grandpa.