Someone pretty closely affiliated with Portland State seems interested in my work! Or at least a couple of the stories I wrote this summer! And also in finding old pictures of me!
This is what I look like now, by the way. Except I’ve shaved. That’s okay. Because it’s still the best DMV picture I’ve ever taken.

- The DMV

“and that’s why a creepy stalky video of Denis is my Least Favorite Piece of Misandry This Week.”
You look friendly, but also sort of like you are making eye contact on a street corner, about to ask me if I’ve heard about God’s Plan.
Also, what the hell is that video?
And that they would confuse you with the Daylight Disinfectant guy is extra creepy. Or maybe it’s just dumb.
Somewhere in Portland there is a basement wall covered with photos and newspaper clippings, red yarn winding crazy shapes that mark his descent into MADNESS.
I’ll take Blogtown Creeps for $400, Denis.
“This self-professed anarchist is delusional and has a Blogtown restraining order.”
Who is Cliffy B?