11 replies on “Today in :(”

  1. When I read “hipster grandmas” I was excited, until I learned they weren’t actual grannys. Then I saw “talking hipster baby” and I threw up a little.

  2. Can you make it any smaller? I’m not sure my retinas will totally detach from eyestrain by the time I finish reading this.

  3. [currently can’t see due to all the blood from me clawing my eyes out over the fact that the world has a whopping 198,233,394 hipster-themed spoofs/rants/etc on the internet now]

  4. At Oregom: That’s because the residents of Portland aren’t actually hipsters, but truly wonderful people just trying to be unique in their own unique way!

  5. Chundy, you’re not a hipster because you hit CTRL+. A true hipster would have hit COMMAND+.
    Also this sounds dumb. I will not watch it.

  6. @GeezRilly…..”ahem”…HORSESHIT!. This has sadly become the destination for these tools. Yes, I know you were being facetious. I kind of don’t care about this stuff. I just laugh at people who are so concerned with their look, peoples perception of them (or lack thereof) and being in on the latest “trend” that they are fucking clueless about real life. Bring on the shows I say (NB…please make one of them funny. If this is more Portlandia, someone is getting a traffic cone up the ass)

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