DEAR DAD:
The next time you’re thinking you’d like to embarrass me in front of a billion people on the internet, I wish you’d stop, and perhaps reconsider. Or at least choose something a little less sneaky than encouraging me to make a “Towel Horn Instructional Video.” I hate you, dad. And I will hate you forever.
Sincerely,
Your Son

https://youtube.com/watch?v=zEzLV0yGzjg%26hl%3Den_US%26fs%3D1%26

Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.)

3 replies on “Today in Dads Embarrassing their Unwitting Sons on the Internet”

  1. The choice of music is pretty weird. So is the fact that some father filmed his son making a giant phallus out of a towel and then posted it on Youtube.

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