From the Saturday morning archives, here’s a hilarious and fairly disturbing commercial for Baby Wee-Wee, the baby doll that drinks, exposes its impressively large penis, and then urinates all over you. Usually I have to turn to Craigslist for this type of treatment! WEE-WEE! WEE-WEE! WEE-WEE!
Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.) More by Wm. Steven Humphrey
WSH, you’re just jealous of the dolls’ wee-wee.
This does look preferable to an actual child.