- image from Buzzfeed
Still struggling to come up with a costume?
Perhaps you are familiar with What the Fuck Should I Make for Dinner. Well, here’s a Halloween version of a similar tool, titled WTF Should I Be for Halloween. Tons of ideas! Get going. (Warning: all of the costume ideas seem to be “sexy” costumes.)

I can’t stand pugs, ever since one backed its shitty ass against my pants leg at the downtown Farmer’s Market a couple of years ago. THEY ARE NOT CUTE! DO NOT USE THEM TO ILLUSTRATE BLOG POSTS! That is all.
Oh shit. I was going to go as a pug in a Heineken box.
My costume idea:
I AM A MEME THAT OCCURRED THIS YEAR
In big bold letters. I wore it to the zombie-walk and it was meta-hitastic.
Yes! I will be a Sexy List of Rivers in Albania!
Though, the list is pretty long and would surely cover me from head to toe. That’s not very sexy.
I was really hoping this post would solve my costuming issues, Ned. Thanks for nothing.
I guess going as “Gandalf the Great” is out of the question then?