Hey, do we still do that “Otter Friday” thing anymore? (I try to stay away from the internet as much as possible.) Anyway, I could never figure out the big whoop about otters—until I saw this: You can actually train them to get juice for you out of a vending machine! (Take note, other animals! Find a good use for yourself, or end up between two slices of bread.)
Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.) More by Wm. Steven Humphrey
OTTERS ARE BEST!
Although… today is TUESDAY, Humpy! What are you trying to pull!?