America’s crazy uncle, Vice President Joe Biden publicly stated Monday that the country’s Democratic base should “stop whining.” Biden noted on MSNBC’s The Last Word that Democrats should be able to look at the alternatives and remain confident in their leadership, since “the president has done an incredible job.” He added that Democrats simply need to “buck up.”
- Biden will sit down when he’s damn well ready. Got it?
People shouldn’t take Joe Biden for granted. If he wasn’t around, who else could be the administration’s “wild card?” Anyone who ever played youth baseball knows that sometimes we all just need a salty figure from outside of our immediate family to tell us to “grow a pair,” so we don’t end up like one of those kids who doesn’t know how to fill an ice cube tray.
(Note to reader: please click on the “ice cube tray” thing.)
Have to say I appreciate the ice cube tray article. Several weeks ago my girlfriend and I were sitting outside eating lunch in a pretentious Los Angeles neighborhood (the one that wishes it was Portland), and we both were shocked to see not one, or two, or even three… but a countless number of worthless parents pushing their incompetent 5+ year olds down the street in strollers. I am grateful that my generation isn’t that brain dead, but it fills me with deep depression to think that it will be this shit for brains generation changing our depends someday… that is, if they can figure out how to open the package.
The great battle of our time is between the ‘give it to me’s and the ‘get out of my way so I can do it’s
Long-running inside joke in among the friends I lived with in college. A buddy from Pasadena moved into the basement, and about two weeks later, he caught me in the kitchen to ask, “how do you turn on the oven?”
Fuckin’ ice cube trays, how do they work?
Just don’t spend too much time in contact with the ice cube trays or your fingers will freeze. That is how they make the ice.
I wonder if you can still drink a beer on the train to Wilmington with Biden like the old days.
I think it’s cruel to expect kids to get ice into those trays! It’s tricky, some ice doesn’t fit! Like the kind you buy in bags from the Plaid Pantry…why can’t they just make an ice that you can put in the trays to store in your freezer? Stop scaring kids!!! Why do the ice people hate children???
WHY!!???
After reading that I feel slightly guilty for using Youtube to tie a tie.