Politico says:

The assault force of Navy SEALs snatched a trove of computer drives and disks during their weekend raid on Osama bin Laden’s compound, yielding what a U.S. official called “the mother lode of intelligence.”

The special operations forces grabbed personal computers, thumb drives and electronic equipment during the lightning raid that killed bin Laden, officials told POLITICO.

Wow. What is on Osama bin Laden’s hard drive?

The same news story says the White House is trying to decide whether to release “gruesome” photos of bin Laden’s dead body. They might also release the burial video. I think they might have to, in order to stave off the emergence of far-right “Corpsers.”

10 replies on ““Can you imagine what’s on Osama bin Laden’s hard drive?””

  1. I’m not in the everything-is-a-conspiracy camp, but I can’t believe Osama’s crowd didn’t encrypt that stuff, or if they did maybe the NSA has a secret backdoor into the popular encryption programs. Free open source programs like TrueCrypt make it quite trivial to setup a hard disk so you can encrypt your treasure trove of Magnum PI Fan Fiction writings.

  2. 1) Truly impressive Solitaire stats,
    2) Spec scripts that are essentially Three’s Company retreads set in a worldwide Islamic caliphate,
    3) A CAT’s Blogtown login information

  3. Sorry. I didn’t even see that unregistered comment dude. My bad. Just wanted to make sure we didn’t forget about the joys of frighteningly specific niche pornography.

    “Without our vore infantilist furry porn, we’re truly lost.” — Martin Luther King Jr.

  4. porn is much too easy. funnier options:

    1) outdated versions of napster
    2) every “savage love” podcast
    3) oregon trail
    4) to-do list
    5) cnn headline anouncing he’s been killed.

    boom. that’s how it’s done. now look-up that wired magazine article to explain why those are all so funny

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