There are other, much more incriminating photos…

…but now that he’s not running for president, eh, nothing to be gained by releasing ’em. This one could use a caption though. Let me beat some of the trolls to this one: “The Worst of Both Worlds.” Anyone got a better one? And, gee, my wrist looks pretty limber there, huh? Not limp. Limber. Bendy. Spry. And now that I look at this picture it occurs to me that I’ve never put my hand into something quite so disgusting… and that’s saying something, isn’t it?

Super buff-armed Dan Savage shakes some guy’s hand on a bridge.
Is there a new viral video campaign coming out of this regarding his weight loss efforts? “It Gets Slimmer”?
You make a cute couple.
santorum comes later
Dan throwing his meat, in this happy mans hand. They are melting and becoming…one happy unit.
“Dan, like Michael Corleone said in that movie, It’s nothing personal โฆ it’s just business”.
It gets Hucka-better.
Stink-palm!