Why, oh WHY are we stuck with boring candidates for governor like Kitzhaber and Dudley when we could have New York’s Jimmy McMillan of the “Rent is Too DAMN High” party? Jimmy McMillan is AGAINST childrens’ tummies grumbling! Jimmy McMillan is FOR karate! And Jimmy McMillan is AGAINST the rent… BEING TOO… DAMN… HIGH!

Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.)

4 replies on “Introducing the “Rent is Too DAMN High” Party”

  1. I agree with this guy. My neighbor has been blasting show tunes on the stereo for way too damn long. All future copies of the Rent soundtracks should be equipped with volume limiters.

  2. This is why I love America. Between this and the Multnomah County Elections post by Allison, I am excited about election season again!

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