What a fucking day, huh? Well, let’s end this day on a note that proves that tomorrow is going to be much brighter. Beyonce sings Etta James’ “At Last” for the Obama’s first dance. Activate chills and tears.
Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.) More by Wm. Steven Humphrey

Damn, Beyonce killed it!
Fuck yes Portland = NAMBLA + massive subsidies for real estate developers, get over it and back to the hipster doofus “news.”
Why do people keep forgetting that Beyonce Knowles “entertained” during Bush I’s inaugural. She’s as bad as Toby Keith and all those other “Proud to be an American” dicks.
Beyonce is a class act.