As Paul recently noted, Christine O’Donnell—who makes such a HUGE deal of other people’s sex lives—has allegedly taken a LOVER, and he has a “pudding cup beard.” Via the Daily Beast, meet “Mr. Pudding Cup Beard” himself, David Hust.

ODonnell and Puddin Cup sittin in a tree...
  • O’Donnell and Puddin’ Cup sittin’ in a tree…

Nice T-shirt tux, dude. Anyway, according to Gawker, Puddin’ Cup Hust also fancies himself a Christian rocker who “combine[s] classically trained vocals with a modern Praise and Worship sound.” Want to see one of his videos? YES, YOU DO!!

After the jump!

Lord have mercy!

Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.)

7 replies on “Meet Christine O’Donnell’s Alleged Pudding Cup Lover!”

  1. I’m just imagining Puddin’ Cup dipping his pudding cup in O’Donnell’s, ah, pudding cup…OH MY! (You don’t suppose they’d like to enter HUMP!, do you?)

  2. Damn it Todd, you stole my puddin’ cup joke! Guess I’ll just say this: If I were that dude, I would totally be into that chick. Thankfully, I’m not. Lord have mercy!

  3. Was she also “dating” (read fornicatin’ with) this guy on a satanic altar? According to Jeff Godwin, so-called Christian rockers are actually the Devil’s Disciples! Looking at puddin’ man in that photo, I can believe it.

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