On 24 (and numerous other shows, I’m sure) they have a character who used to be a good guy working for the government until something so disappointing and revolting happened, he turned against his country and into an evil super villain. After the introduction of Ben & Jerry’s newest product, I am now that guy.
President elect Obama? It’s nothing personal, but since you have now been reduced to a cultural joke along the lines of Bart Simpson drinking a can of Coors, or Calvin peeing on a Ford logo, I have no choice but to do everything in my power to DESTROY YOUR ADMINISTRATION and subsequently THE PLANET. (That is, as soon as my nuclear tornado ray is finished.)
My mom always makes DVDs of our vacations and names them country-appropriate puns (Panamaniacs, You Better Belize It, etc.) This year’s DVD will be “YES WE MEXI-CAN!”
Good thing you didn’t come on vacation with us, I guess.
Dude. You need a lot of yellow cake for one of those nuclear tornado rays. Where are you gonna get all that shit?