Amy’s off being on the radio this morning, so I thought I’d muse on City Government more widely by posting this image, and asking you to suggest who the individuals depicted might be. Don’t all rush at once.

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Matt Davis was news editor of the Mercury from 2009 to May 2010.

9 replies on “Portland City Government Caption Contest”

  1. The gentleman on the left is hizzoner de mayor and the masked man on the right is either the Lone Ranger circa the 24th Century or the head of the Portland Planning Commission discussing Ms. Mirk’s translation of the report revealing that he’s up to no good.

    Could go either way. Am I close?

  2. insert stupid Satirist comment about lack of comments here:

    “blabbity blah blah..
    Nexth!”

    (continues living in basement and eating jello)

  3. Tom Potter declares: Mission Accomplished!
    Rosie Sizer is amused (despite a recent mishap at the beauty shop) and compliments him on his severly thorough shaving job.

  4. Beer Batter:

    I say, nicely done, sir (or madam).

    As we keep telling Wm.TM, a little humor never hurt anyone. Might even make them healthier and happier.

  5. The balding dude looks like a young Dick Cheney, which means Cobra Commander obviously represents the Illuminati who founded Halliburton, so we wouldn’t even know who the fuck he is, now would we?

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