President Obama stopped by last night’s Washington, DC version of The Colbert Report juuust in time to hear Colbert say that the Prez could NEVER do his job. What follows is exactly what you’d expect… President Obama taking over “The Word”—and killing it. I never get tired of this stuff.

Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.)