Herman Cain was interviewed about manhood and pizza in this month’s GQ. Because I don’t read GQ, I learned about this from Mike Allen at Politico:
“The more toppings a man has on his pizza, I believe the more manly he is. … Because the more manly man is not afraid of abundance. [laughs] … A manly man don’t want it piled high with vegetables! He would call that a sissy pizza. … This is my favorite by far. I love the sausage, the mushrooms. Love it. … Yeah, loaded. If you’re worried about cholesterol and calories, don’t go into a pizza place in the first place.”
Are we not supposed to it then Cain????
He won’t be in the race much longer, that manly man. He’ll have plenty of free time soon to clog his arteries.