The RNC wants you to know the truth about this coming tax day. And the truth is that Democrats will hunt you down and take your money and give it to their comrades while you have no job and are sneezing in your wheelchair. They will tax you for breathing—because that’s just the kind of thing those jerks do.
So if every day is tax day, does that mean that every day is free donut day?
Via GOP
Wait, the GOP still exists?
I’d hate to share a table with the GOP at a restaurant. They pig out on war and financial shadiness and then run fast as hell (see man in video) when the bill comes round.
Terrified of paying for things = cheap pussies. (Not to be confused with “Cheap Pussy”–which is my pet name for Huckabee’s asshole.)