Instead of paying for 12-lane bridges we don’t need, how about we buy ONE OF THESE BUTTONS, install it in city hall, and HIT IT every time the council comes up with a plan as fucking stupid as a 12-lane bridge?

Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.)

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