Is it Republican Congressman Randy Neugebauer (Texas), who told a park ranger she “should be ashamed” of herself for not letting people into the WWII Memorial, which she can’t do, because the memorial is closed due to the government shutdown that Neugebauer voted for?
Or is it Republican Congressman Darrell Issa (California), who shouted at (currently unpaid, due to the shutdown that Issa voted for) Capitol Police officers as he drove through a barricade that said officers had set up in order to prevent more people from getting hurt in today’s weird attack on the White House/Capitol building?


Bike helmet guy is a fucking hero.
They can’t barricade all the trails into the parks. Gorilla gardeners still have to tend their crops.
I can’t decide. They’re both monumental assholes. I mean, at that level of asshole the degrees that separate them are just so god damned small.
Issa has been a contender for … ever.
If I was the guard, I’d have taken the legally defensible opportunity to shoot the fucker. At least his tires.
Ok. The NSA requires that I state unequivocally that I would never shoot anyone, I don’t want to, and I don’t have nor want access to a gun.
But Issa is still king of the assholes.