Here’s the trailer for the new Woody Allen film. It’s called To Rome with Love. Yeah, that is a pretty lazy title, even for Woody. You would not be faulted for thinking it’s exactly like Midnight in Paris but, you know, in Rome. Also, it stars—among many others—Jesse Eisenberg (who has never been in a Woody Allen film until now? how is that possible?) and Ellen Page (ditto?). And Roberto Benigni. Ugh. Here we go.
Well, I’ll be… That looks… actually, you know, that looks fun. The trailer has some laughs in it. Rome looks positively incredible. And Woody is in the movie this time. So is Judy Davis, and that girl who played Kim Pine, and—sigh of sighs—Penélope Cruz in a red dress. Dammit, Woody, you got me. I’m in.

I would prefer not to.
I liked Midnight in Paris a lot more than I thought I would, especially considering how much I HATED Match Point. I’ll watch this one too but Woody Allen is on thin ice.
+1 Greta Gerwig
I’m into it
@2, I liked Match Point.
FEAST ON THAT COUNTERARGUMENT.
@ 5: Whoa, Ebert, get your thoughtful and detailed film criticism outta my face.
Leave Woody alone! He has touched young people!
regards,
Roman Polanski
Woody at his worst is finer than most can get on their best.
Damn straight I’ll see it.
I wanna see ‘Sweet and Lowdown’ again.