So this Reddit user created what he calls the “4th Floor Bathroom Polling Device” in which great controversies are settled and determined by who uses the most toilet paper. Observe:

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Okay, I think this is baloney. Would you REALLY prefer a hoverboard over a device that could erase peoples’ memory? Sure the hoverboard is fun… super fun! But OH BOY THE THINGS I WOULD DO WITH A MEMORY ERASING DEVICE HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HAAAAAAAAAAA!! (Ahem.)

Anyway, let’s see how Blogtown votes.

Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.)

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