Things are starting to look pretty grim for Obama’s new dog “Bo”. According to an Us Weekly poll, people who “like” Obama’s new dog narrowly lead those who “don’t like” Obama’s dog (51.8% vs. 48.2%.) This wouldn’t be too alarming except that only a few hours ago, those who “don’t like” Obama’s dog was hovering around the 36% mark. In other words, if this escalating trend of hatred towards Obama’s dog continues, somewhere around 173% of Americans will “not like” Obama’s dog by nightfall.

So what I’m wondering is this: Do Blogtownie voters despise Obama’s dog as much as the rest of the nation? Let’s find out with another “far more accurate than Us Weekly’s stupid polls” Blogtown poll!

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SO? DO YOU DISLIKE OBAMA’S DOG?

No, there aren’t any “third” choices. You either love him, or you fucking hate his stinking guts. Which is it?

Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.)

14 replies on “Why Do You Hate Obama’s Dog?”

  1. Hey Humpy, and the rest of you drunkies, the issue is whether Bo is a rescue. Unless THE FIRST FAMILY HAS NO CONSCIENCE, BO NEEDS TO BE A RESCUE.

  2. Love PWDs, they make good gun dogs. Now someone in the White House needs to take up hunting and shoot an elderly Texas attorney in the face.

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