Are you under the impression that you're "smart"? Do you think you're well-versed in what's happening around Portland? Well, prove it to yourself and the world by taking the POP QUIZ PDX—a new, weekly quiz chock full of sassy, fun, multiple choice questions about what happened in Portland during the past week, along with a couple of rando questions just for laughs.

But first, let's check in to see how the majority of you did with last week's quiz. Just over 850 of you took the quiz, and while the majority scored in the 60 point range, a lot more scored 90 points over the previous week! YOU ARE SLOWLY GETTING SMARTER! And as you can see in the graph below, not a lot of you agreed with me that the lobster roll is CLEARLY the "king of all sandwiches." (But you are definitely correct that the bánh mì sandwich is delish.)

Click HERE to take our previous tests, and if you want to get a huge score, read the Mercury's Good Morning News and Good Afternoon, News every day and I bet you'll ace the next one!

OKAY, LET'S SEE HOW YOU DO THIS TIME! Take this week's quiz, make sure to scroll to the bottom to submit your answers, and you'll instantly get your score that will tell you in no uncertain terms HOW SMART YOU AM. Here's the scoring key (out of a possible 100 points).

100 points = "I am a goddamn genius!"
90 = "I am almost a goddamn genius."
80 = "I am achingly close to genius-ness."
70 = "I may not be a genius, but I'm pretty dang smart."
60 = "I am somewhat smart."
50 or below = "What am smart?"

Take this week's POP QUIZ PDX below, and come back next Friday for a new quiz!