HOWDY, BRAINY PANTS! It’s time to put your brainy-brain to the test with this edition of POP QUIZ PDX—our local, sassy-ass trivia quiz. And this week we’ll see how much YOU know about smuggling contraband, out-of-control gas prices, killer bees, and local angry volcanoes! (Damn, those are some sexy topics! 💅)

But first, how did you do on our last quiz? To the surprise of no one, YOU’RE SMART. And as for your answers to our weekly “subjective question,” I’m happy to learn that you can survive any coming apocalypse by living entirely off the contents of a gas station roller grill. You’re like… a real survivalist! 😍

Anywaaaaaay… READY TO START? Take this week’s quiz below, take our previous pop quizzes here, and come back next week for a brand spankin’ new quiz! (Having a tough time answering this quiz? It’s probably because you aren’t getting Mercury newsletters! HINT! HINT!) Now crank up that cerebellum, because it’s time to get BRAINY!

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Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.)