"If you need any help answering this week's questions, my friend Jack can help!" Credit: Stamatoyoshi / iStock / Getty Images

HI THERE, SMARTY PANTS! It’s time to put that brainy-brain to the test with this edition of POP QUIZ PDX—our local, sassy-ass trivia quiz. And this week we’ll see how much YOU know about HAUNTED PORTLAND—including horrifying old-timey theme parks, creepy graveyards, and the spine-tingling election coming up on November 3! (Be sure to use the Mercury‘s endorsements while voting… or DAMN THE CITY TO HELL FOR ALL ETERNITY!! Note: That might be an overstatement.) 🤷‍♂️

But first, let’s check in on your top choices for the always fascinating SUBJECTIVE QUESTION from our previous quiz! And it appears that many of us agree that we’d prefer the delightful Aubrey Plaza to be courtside at all home Blazers’ games. (To be honest, I’d rather pay $600 million for getting her to move here than sprucing up Tom Dundon’s fancy arena!) 🏀

Anywaaaaaay… READY TO START? Take this week’s quiz below, take our previous pop quizzes here, and come back next week for a brand spankin’ new quiz! (Having a tough time answering this quiz? It’s probably because you aren’t getting Mercury newsletters! HINT! HINT!) Now crank up that cerebellum, because it’s time to get BRAINY!

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Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.)