HELLO AGAIN, SMARTY BUTT! It’s time to put your brainy-brain to the test with this week’s edition of POP QUIZ PDX—our local, sassy-ass trivia quiz. And this week we’ll see how much YOU know about new local music venues, the irredeemable dumbshits of ICE, and… surprise! IT’S YOUR BIRTHDAY. (I should warn you about the cake. 😬)

But first! How did you do on our last quiz? Ooh, soooo goood! And I loved your majority answer for our last “subjective question” about how to dispose of your dead body. I had no idea that “dressing you up like Jesus and catapulting you through the stained glass window of a church and yelling, ‘I’m back, motherfuckers!'” would be so popular! 😈

Anywaaaaaay… READY TO START? Take this week’s quiz below, take our previous pop quizzes here, and come back next week for a brand spankin’ new quiz! (Having a tough time answering this quiz? It’s probably because you aren’t getting Mercury newsletters! HINT! HINT!) Now crank up that cerebellum, because it’s time to get BRAINY!

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Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.)