For the last few days, everyone’s been murmuring that it’s going to snow this weekend.
Current highly exciting Google weather page:

More reliable than computers though, is Art, the very very friendly checker at the Northeast New Seasons who is from New Hampshire. As I was buying organic yogurt and hemp granola (ha! yes, really.) tonight he struck up conversation, “Man! It’s so nice out!” he said, “It’s so cold! I love it when it’s all crisp and cold. You can smell winter, you can just smell the snow.”

these kinds of things always end in disappointment…
I make my own granola.
And it’s delicious.
Sometimes they end in an ice storm… which is more akin to tears than disappointment
Let us know how the dick sucking goes!
I love snow.
Then I read the comments and realized I love granola even more….
Praise Art, may his word be Law.