Let’s cut the poop, shall we? It’s a well-known fact that YOU are a Portland expert. You have strong opinions on where to eat, where to buy records, what sex shop is best… all that stuff. So why not put that big brain of yours to good use by taking the PDX Approved Survey? You tell us what’s best, and we’ll compile all your answers into one must-have guide hitting the streets on July 19. PLUS! By merely filling out at least half the survey, you’ll be entered to win SOME FABBO PRIZES including meals, hotel stays, great deals on must-have items, and more!

So don’t delay! Take the PDX Approved Survey right now, and remember: Opinions are like buttholes… and yours smells sweetest of all!

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Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.)

3 replies on “Cast Your Vote for Your Faves! Take the PDX Approved Survey!”

  2. It says we have to answer at least 40 out of 40 for our answers to count! I don’t have opinions on everything!

    That requires people to answer “Best place to pick up the opposite sex” AND “Best place to pick up ladies (if you’re a lady)” AND “Best place to pick up boys (if you’re a boy).”

  3. I found that Fred Meyers is a good default answer for many of those difficult questions. I still haven’t hit 40, though.

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