Can you feel it? Portland’s got a serious case of blue balls. All this delayed gratification is HOTT, but I’m ready to Hump already. Thank goodness in less than two weeks some of the Rose City’s sexiest sexies will be stripping down and getting Biblical on Cinema 21‘s silver screen.
That’s right! If you just started reading this blog, then maybe you haven’t heard, but consenting adults all over town will be getting their collective rocks off at Hump, Portland’s most lithe and flexible amateur porn fest. Anticipation is only growing now that 18-20-year-olds can get in on the action with a special sober screening at 7:00 pm on October 23rd. After that the old people will be spilling the wine and getting boozy for a screening at 9:30 pm, and the following night at 7 and 9:30.
Sure, Dan Savage will be there, but there’s more! Films were encouraged to include specific props and Portland locations just to spice it up. I’m super excited to see the devil’s testicle appear somewhere it won’t seem out of place.
What are you waiting for? Your dom’s not going to force you to buy tickets. Show a little gumption and get them before they run out!
- Hump Ahead
Spammie Mc Spamerson!
So I saw a screening this weekend in Seattle. Is it the same set of movies, or is it a more PDX-focused set?
Wow, Dan Savage? Will Barbara Bush be there too? Any castrating dwarves with hedge clippers? Blood-farting retards? Free tapeworms?
Wait, Hump is still two weeks away? There have been like 10 articles about it in the last few weeks, every one screaming ‘Go to Hump!’ ‘Film something for Hump!’ I thought it was imminent. Gah.. promoting something this heavily when it’s still a ways off.. I can see I’ll have to scroll through 10 more articles in the next two weeks.
Articles I’ve read patiently because I thought it’d be over soon:
HUMP Up the Jam
More HUMP, Less Drunk
HUMP! or The Intellectual Life of a Mercury Intern
Hump: An Edifying Experience, with Twats
Humptown
HUMP! Hump NOW!
Get Yer Tickets for HUMP!
Get Your Tickets for HUMP! On Sale Now!
Helpful Hints for HUMP-ing!
Your HUMP! Submission and You
Let’s HUMP!
Yeah, I took the time to find those titles. This may be a bitchy comment, but like to add facts to the snark. No, I don’t have anything better to do.
@pdxwahine: I really appreciate your fortitude. That’s the kind of bitchy overly-researched post I would do.
there were several Portland made films at Seattle Hump (some of them very good) including one filmed at some very familiar Stumptown landmarks.
also, there are a couple of very, very scary kinky films and plan to avert your eyes when it comes time for the Anal Hook…