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It would be funny, but they clearly live in the Pearl so they’re not true Portlanders.
THIS IS TOO BORING TO EVEN YAWN AT.
I have lived here my entire life and I have never said any of those sentences. Ever.
May favorite line was “I never leave the east side” while sitting in the fucking park blocks. Jesus Christ whoever made this should be ashamed of themselves. I hope they die a lonely death.
If it was my turn to stereotype, I’d say these are the people that come from the burbs to the ‘clubs’ on W Burnside Friday night and say they’re ‘from’ Portland.
At least they all admit that they just moved here.
I hate this town.
“Sh*t white yuppie people who moved to Portland recently say”
Probably from the East Coast or some shithole in the midwest. “D’ is correct….that whole “burbs” thing is so tired and played out. Because of course unless You live in downtown Portland or NoPo( god I fucking hate hearing that) you are not a “real Portlander”. Portlandia at least has moments of comedy (and clowns some of you,bonus ) this was unbearably boring and pretty much made me want to punch half these idiots in the face. I detest the “Pearl”
I want someone to do a funny one now.
Please!
They left out a comment about someone being more “authentically Portland” than other Portlanders based on what part of town they live in.
The barista was cute
@11….I believe I touched on that in my comment. Just maybe not very eloquently.