- Courtesy CW
“Hi, I’m Hawkman!”
“And I’m Hawkgirl, and we’re…“
Together: “The newest residents of BURNSIDE 26.”
“You may know us from our many appearances in DC Comics…”
“And as the newest castmembers of Legends of Tomorrow, debuting mid-season on the CW.“
“But did you know that we just recently moved to Portland?”
“That’s right, Hawkman. We fell in love with the city’s quirky, madcap style.“
“However, the housing here left a little to be desired.”
“Totally. I’m a member of the Thanagarian Security Force. There’s no way I’m going to live in a split-level in Gresham.“
“That’s why we chose to live in Portland’s hottest luxury apartment complex…”
Together: “BURNSIDE 26.”
MORE AFTER THE JUMP…
“As superheroes, we don’t have time for bullshit.”
“And we expect modern amenities. That’s what Burnside 26 provides.“
“They have underground car and bike parking…”
“Don’t really need that—we fly.“
“Still nice to have though.”
“Totally.“
“And the open-air rooftop lounge?”
“GREAT for take-offs.“
“Plus each apartment has energy efficient lighting, fiber optic internet…”
“Solid quartz countertops...”
“That would’ve been a deal breaker, right there.”
“AND a place to wash your dog!“
“We don’t have a dog.”
“Of course not. We’d have to call it Hawk Dog.”
“That’s stupid.”
“Totally.“
“Anyway! If you love modern amenities, but hate Gresham…”
“There’s only one apartment complex choice for you…“
Together: “BURNSIDE 26.”
“If you’re new to Portland…“
Together: “IT’S THE ONLY WAY TO FLY!”
