Clean off the top of your car!! Or don’t!!
Portlanders are nothing if not judgmental. And this never ceases, even when there’s 4-8 inches of snow on the ground. Therefore, it’s time to have a MERCURY SNOW POLL™ to determine if your ethical choices during this snow emergency are on point and in accordance with societal norms, or a pile of fucking garbage that you should be ashamed of. LET’S DO THIS.
