Portlander: So, I want to open up an astrology bar.
Friend Chorus: Oh my god, that’s a great idea. Oh my god.
Portlander: I know. That’s what everyone says.
Indeed.
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That’s a horrible idea.
This is akin to “yeah, yeah, jump off the roof, I’ll get the camcorder!”
I would like someone to open a bar that serves kittens in a martini glass.
I want someone to open up one of those Japanese places where you can have coffee and play with puppies.
What is an astrology bar anyway?
on a monday no less
It was called ‘Virgo and Pisces’ on NW 21st and I believe it recently closed.
These guys sit outside the cafe/bar by my house all day coming up with great ideas like this.
Then there they are the next day and the day after….
nice one, D
They could call it A Watermelon, Held Over Your Head, Exerts More Gravitational Pull On You Than The Moon (And Sixpence).
@atomic: it doesn’t count when the watermelon is made of singularity.
Yeah but try fitting that on a sign, Graham.
@D: There’s still Sagittarius on Killingsworth.
Oof. That bar. Named after my sign and everything, so it should be good, right? Right?
No.
The name of the astrology bar should be Beer Signs!
What’s the latitude for a pick-up line in an astrology bar?
“Hey, what’s a year of the Snake like you doing in a place like this?”
“Say, my moon is in Virgo…wanna see?”
Yeah- I’m not goin’ to this bar.