GUYS! It’s not easy being a skiier during Portland summers. That’s probably why this creative Portland daredevil (known as freedthestreets) decided to hone his skills on the Burnside Bridge’s towering staircase. Spoiler alert: HE DOES NOT DIE. And yet? He still seems disappointed with his run! Via Newsflare:


Man skis down stairs in downtown Portland by Newsflare

Turns out freedthestreets doesn’t just do bridge stairs, he also skis escalators as well!

Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.)