I am super, super sick, which means I am in bed attempting/failing to watch Community through a NyQuil haze/in between disgusting bouts of gut-churning nausea. So I do not have anything clever or original or smart to say about this trailer for ParaNorman, which is the latest from local, Nike-funded stop-motion studio Laika, and their follow-up to Coraline. It looks like The Sixth Sense, but you know, wacky and stuff. God, stop-motion movies take forever to make. Didn’t Coraline come out in like 1732. Anyway look here’s a video thing and someone bring me Saltines please, also Alison Brie is the best
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Judging from the trailer it doesn’t look as interesting as CORALINE. It’ll probably do well, zombies are huge, even though they’ve been done to death.
Done to undeath, you mean.
No, that’s vampires.