A horde of incognito Transformers disguised as gargoyles are lying in wait–ready to take over downtown Portland. Need evidence of my shrill Michael Bay-fueled conspiracy theory?

Exhibit A

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As seen above Jake’s Grill.

Mercury copy chief and appreciator of the most sophisticated form of comedy: PUNS!

4 replies on “Transformers Poised to Attack Portland”

  1. Phil Stanford, back when he was writing for The Big O called them anicent astronauts.

    Or maybe that was Jonathan Nicholas. That was a while back.

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