A horde of incognito Transformers disguised as gargoyles are lying in wait–ready to take over downtown Portland. Need evidence of my shrill Michael Bay-fueled conspiracy theory?
Exhibit A

As seen above Jake’s Grill.
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A horde of incognito Transformers disguised as gargoyles are lying in wait–ready to take over downtown Portland. Need evidence of my shrill Michael Bay-fueled conspiracy theory?
Exhibit A

As seen above Jake’s Grill.
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I, for one, welcome our new robot gargoyle overlords. They look totally badass.
ha! that is so great. Good robot-spotting eyes.
Pfft… that’s clearly a Gobot. Forgive me if I’m not worried about overlord knockoffs.
Phil Stanford, back when he was writing for The Big O called them anicent astronauts.
Or maybe that was Jonathan Nicholas. That was a while back.