ALERT!!! ALERT!!! ALERT!!!
This just in from the Department of Transportation!!!
As the predicted storm front heads south into the Portland Metro area, temperatures are dropping. The forecast for this evening predicts that temperatures will hit the freezing level around 5:00 p.m. The City of Portland and its partners are prepared for a likely mix of rain and snow through the evening commute, with temperatures dropping below freezing tonight. The traveling public is advised to prepare for a possibly snowy commute this afternoon, and for an icy commute tomorrow morning.
PANIC!!! PANIC!!! PANIC!!!
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Number of people killed so far by WINTER DEATH BLAST 2010 after the jump!
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I JUST THREW A SMALL CHILD THROUGH A STARBUCKS WINDOW. NOW I AM LOOTING MY OWN CLOSET. OMG. SO SCARED.
Coincidently, I am pleased to announce the grand opening of Col. Atomic’s Bean & Buckshot Emporium!*
*Note: I will shoot any rat bastard what comes near my beans.
I’ve already informed my wife that she has my permission to remarry should I not make it home from my home commute (via bicycle).
I’m going riding. http://bit.ly/gkEu4z
Sit back and enjoy the hijinks, everyone!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zMzeiMJQrvk
I’m in Taipei, Taiwan this week, and it’ll be 70 degrees here every day. But good luck to you all…my thoughts will be with you. (And here you thought I wasn’t a nice guy.)
I can’t wait until it snows!!!!
It’s sucks that a lot of people are going to die… but, I dunno, them’s the breaks.
Is it too early to start eating people?….TOO LATE!
fuck you in the mouth todd
Winter Death Blast 2010 is initiating Regnorak and I’m posting on a local paper’s website wondering if I have enough whiskey – which I don’t.
This is the way the world ends
Not with a bang, but a whimper
OMG I’M DEAD!!!
Do all you 2 wheel riders have your snow tires on yet? Or tire chains?
Hm, half past five and still not very freezing-levelly.
Temps have dipped below 40. It’s a sad day but I’m gonna go down fucking!
So long Blogtown! See you in Blell!
OMG – snowflakes seen near the Arbor Lodge New Seasons, about 8 PM! Time to buy all the milk, bread, and toilet paper!
Someone died. This isn’t funny.