I don’t even know why I’m writing this blog post. DOGS ARE FUCKING STUPID—this truth we hold to be self-evident. They are easily fooled by the fake throw, they freak out when an ambulance passes by, and they eat garbage as well as their own poop. In other words, you don’t need any further convincing that dogs are just about as stupid as a jar full of gravel. HOWEVER! For those who do? There’s this.


Stupid fucking dog.

Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.)

8 replies on “Stupid, Stupid Dog: Playing Fetch… with a Statue.”

  1. That statue is Alan Turing. The man who defeated the Nazis. Also invented the modern computer. Also a gay martyr.

    That dog is homophobic (the stick is obviously a ‘faggot’).

  2. I swear you (WSH!) only exist to piss me off: “They are easily fooled by the fake throw, they freak out when an ambulance passes by, and they eat garbage as well as their own poop.”

    You’ve admitted to doing two of those things yourself. The anti-dog bias on blogtown has gone far enough. Until further notice, I’m boycotting blogtown and all blogtown affiliated sponsors and/or personalities.

    In conclusion, YOU’RE FUCKING STUPID!

  4. I really don’t believe that Humphrey eats his own poop. He just chews on it and then later discreetly spits it out somewhere… under house plants, in desk drawers, behind a pug…

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