Just as a reminder HUMP! 2010 is this weekend (though you’re probably poop out of luck if you think you can get a ticket at this point). For those who will be missing this weekend’s hilarious and sexy shenanigans, here is a short film that would never be allowed into HUMP! (as it features kids and dogs)—though I think it’s safe for work. I dunno… it’s funny and all, but gets kind of disturbing toward the end, don’t you think?

Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.)