TWO THINGS!

Thing one: Maymo the dog battles a giant zombie hand. (Though his reaction isn’t exactly what I expected.)
Thing two: Maymo’s owner needs to get a job, and get out of the house. (At least that’s what Maymo’s thinking.)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=//www.youtube.com/embed/OpQ7zRXifJQ

Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.)